I don't see why he wouldn't, he is a pineapple after all. I think the only thing that can make pineapples sexier than they even are in the first place is glasses, but then we have a whole nose bleed epidemic. That leads to blood loss, and since none of us are manga or anime character we don't have an unlimited supply of blood so we'll all die because of it. So let us pretend I said nothing about a pineapple wearing glasses.
Umm, please excuse the strangeness, for I'm up far later then I should be...
He turns me on.
Umm, please excuse the strangeness, for I'm up far later then I should be...